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#DIGITAL_LIFE

 

Nowadays everything is digitalized

It’s all public, there’s no place to hide

Use a credit card or a mobile phone

And let your apps know where you have been gone

Ask Dr. Google ‘bout insanity

And have a chatroom with your family

Buy some useless stuff on Amazon

And tell Mr. Zuckerberg that there is no one home

 

It’s not unreal

It’s just your digital life

And when you die

Your profiles will survive

 

I like you on Facebook, on Twitter, on Snapchat, on YouTube

On WhatsApp, on Instagram, yeah even on Google+

I like you on Tinder, on Periscope, on MySpace and on Foursquare, but

Most of all I like your private YouPorn-Site

 

Post selfies to ensure your immortality

Use hashtags to arrange your world properly

Obey your influencers to be really hot

Buy the stuff they sell, whether you need it or not

Follow beauty tutorials for lots of fun 

Make your own and upload them for everyone

Show us what you look like when you’re working out

Of that body of yours you can be really proud

 

It’s not unreal

It’s just your digital life

And when you die

Your profiles will survive

 

I like you on Facebook, on Twitter, on Snapchat, on YouTube

On WhatsApp, on Instagram, yeah even on Google+

I like you on Tinder, on Periscope, on MySpace and on Foursquare, but

Most of all I like your private YouPorn-Site

It’s not unreal

It’s just your digital life

And when you die

Your profiles will survive

 

It’s not unreal

It’s just your digital life

And when you die

Your profiles will survive

 

I like you on Facebook, on Twitter, on Snapchat, on YouTube

On WhatsApp, on Instagram, yeah even on Google+

I like you on Tinder, on Periscope, on MySpace and on Foursquare, but

Most of all I like your private YouPorn-Site

 

I’m a follower!

Will you follow me too?


 

INTO THE SINK

 

Detect your biggest fears

Wipe off your whiney tears

Your problems look best on the

Sewer floor

 

Don't let anyone bring you down 

Please stop to frown

And listen to me

Believe me, there's always a way out 

And without any doubt 

You can be free 

You just have to make sure

That your anger is pure

And clean

 

Detect your biggest fears

Wipe off your whiney tears

Your problems look best on the

Sewer floor

 

The civilization is on your side

Whenever you have something big to hide

You need new solutions

For your old confusions 

Don't let them win

Follow your dream

Leave them to stink 

Into the 

 

Sink inside a peaceful sleep

There's no need to weep

Or to be sad

Because in the break of dawn

All your worries will be gone

They will all be dead

Rats on the sewer floors

Are carnivores

And they will devour everything

 

So, take advantage of your somnambulism 

Find and deafen your misdemeanours

Cut them into little pieces and

Put them down to rot onto the sewer floor 

 

Don't let anyone make you sad

Just raise your head

And listen to me, me, me

If you follow my advice

Become as cold as ice

Then you will be free 

You just have to take knife 

And then take some lifes 

To succeed

 

Detect your biggest fears

Wipe off your whiney tears

Your problems look best on the

Sewer floor

 

The civilization is on your side

Whenever you have something big to hide

You need new solutions

For your old confusions 

Don't let them win

Follow your dream

Leave them to stink 

Into the sink

 

So, if you’ve got any problem 

Put it into the sink


 

THE DAY I KILLED CHUCK NORRIS

 

One haunted night all major gods showed up

To ask me for my precious advice

So I said told them: you all don’t exist

You’re just chimeras, I’m sorry guys


They realised that I was right so they

Vanished into thin air, they disappeared

And all religions jerks all around the world

Finally started to burn their holy books


That was the day I stopped religion

The day I claimed the iron throne

The day that I freed North Korea

The day I saved a unicorn

That was the day I had a foursome 

With Sansa, Ygritt and Daenerys

The day I flew the Heart Of Gold, yes

That was the day I killed Chuck Norris

 

Right after that I met with Kim Jong Un

That ugly, fat but evil freak 

I told him: boy, stop all your crazy shit

By the way, you remind me of some guy named Reek


He offered me to take his life but I -

Embodiment of graciousness -

Made him my slave emasculated him

And told him he may suck my giant toe

 

That was the day I stopped religion

The day I claimed the iron throne

The day that I freed North Korea

The day I saved a unicorn

That was the day I had a foursome 

With Sansa, Ygritt and Daenerys

The day I flew the Heart Of Gold, yes

That was the day I killed Chuck Norris


 

CHANGE IT

 

Sometimes when I feel alone there's something in my soul and 

I try to get it straight but it's a deep dark hole

Fear is surrounding me and I can feel the pain so

I want to make it right but it's so awfully insane

 

So I cry out loud

I try not to doubt

I promise not to be

Afraid of changing me

 

So I cry out loud for

I don’t know what you want me to be

(Change it, change it, change it)

I will change myself and 

Everything so you would be with me

(Change it, change it, change it, I’ll really change it)

 

Looking in the mirror I do not like what I see

Poor, frightened, ugly, far away from being free

Hate's my strongest feeling and death appeals to me but 

I won't surrender 'cause for you I'd try to not be me

 

So I cry out loud

I try not to doubt

I promise not to be

Afraid of changing me

 

Baby there’s no doubt that 

Just for you I will deny my past

(Change it, change it, change it)

And if you command I 

Will forget about it just as fast

(Change it, change it, change it, for you I’ll change it)

 

I would rather give up 

On myself instead of losing you

(Change it, change it, change it)

To ensure your presence

I am going to be someone new

(Change it, change it, change it, I’ll really change it)

For the chance of closeness

I’ll decay my personality

(Change it, change it, change it)

My goal is always to

Embrace your favourite reality

(Change it, change it, change it, for you I’ll change it)


 

THE FINEST BRAND

 

I tell you what I want, there’s no need to lie

About my itching desire

I want a mate who deserves my faith and who

Knows how to fan my fire

I need someone who supports my craving for the

World domination

And after all she needs perfect looks to be

My everlasting temptation

 

I want the finest brand

Cause I deserve it

 

So, you’re a cutie, but not a cute-enough-ie

You’ve got a pretty butt, but it’s way too close to the ground

So, you like music, but not my heavy metal

You’ve got a shitty taste, cause you listen to that dubstep sound

You’re not the finest brand

 

And in the break of dawn she shall be all destroyed

But laying right beside me

She’s got to handle my being rude and still

Be willing to fight me

Just in case that it’s too tough to visualize

What I am dreaming of

This is my finest imagination 

Of everlasting love 

 

Listen 

She’s dressed in leather, looking good

With long, black hair and all tattooed

She smells like heaven, moves like hell

She craves a lot of decibel

She wants it hard, she needs it loud

She is the center of the crowd

She’s mouthing every word with me

She is my pick of destiny

 

She wants to bang her head all night

She is a vision of delight

I’m begging her to take my hand

And be my finest brand

 

Now that is what I want 

What I am longing for 

Whenever I feel vain 

A girl who’s able to stimulate my

Body and my brain 

A queen on my side for the when I succeeded with the 

World domination 

But till now I did not yet meet someone who

Met my expectations 

 

I want the finest brand 

Cause I deserve it 

 

So, you’re a cutie, but not a cute-enough-ie

You’ve got a pretty butt, but it’s way too close to the ground

So, you like music, but not my heavy metal

You’ve got a shitty taste, cause you like Trump‘s Three Doors Down

You’re not the finest brand


 

LOVE SONG IN BITCH MINOR

 

You’d go out of my flat and do my neighbour 

That you’ve never ever even met before

And you really think they are doing you a favour

When people all around call you a little whore

 

Bitch!

 

Your one and only goal is to go out and

To destroy some happy guys’ relationship

You know what you want and you take what you need

And when you’re finished with them, then you drop them quick

 

Bitch!

 

You’re a psychopathic, necromantic, sodomistic, nymphomanic bitch!

 

You’re smiling every time that you break a heart

And you were even laughing while you broke mine

The road that you are taking is paved with dead souls

But you don’t even give a fuckin’ damn

 

Bitch!

 

You would sell your best friend for costume jewellery

But I’m betting my ass that you don’t have one

You want everyone to yearn for you

And you think that they are mourning when you are gone

 

Bitch!

 

Psychopathic, necromantic, sodomistic, nymphomanic

 

Narcissistic, sociopathic, histrionic, egocentric

Schizophrenic, scurrilousic, acherontic, prejudicetic

Abrasivic, diabolic, psychopathic, pissoffistic

Necromantic, sodomistic, nymphomanic bitch!


 

HEAD FIRST

 

You think life doesn’t treat you right

Always want more than you have

It’s not enough to be satisfied

All you can get is what you deserve

Happiness is nothing that you can accept

Because the only thing you demand is euphoria

You had to get rid of me because there was no place for me

Alongside you phantasmagoria 

 

Decisions have been made

Your choices were the worst

You’re speeding into doom

Head first

 

You never talked about how you feel

At least you didn’t tell me

A lack of shopping will make you reel

Just like possession could set you free

 

Decisions have been made

Your choices were the worst

You’re speeding into doom

Head first

 

To whom it may concern

I’ve got something to say

 

There always are two sides to every story

And you are the cunt in both of them

You think you are the crown of creation’s crowning glory

I’d call that the cash-whore-theorem

 

Lies and deception and broken vows

Perishing friendships is your top knack

Better hear that warning rouse

Don’t fuck with me ‘cause I will fuck back

 

Just because that you might feel good

Doesn’t make you right

I wonder if someone like you could

Sleep with a conscience like yours at night

 

Decisions have been made

Your choices were the worst

You’re speeding into doom

Head first

 

You’re speeding into doom

Head first


 

HELL OF A FIGHT

 

I’m not the guy who would push himself

Towards the limits of exhaustion

Cause I believe that proper wealth

Is based on sweet idleness

I never crave for reaching goals

For it’s the journey that is the reward

Every task crowned with success

Would lead to aimlessness

 

You don't have to

Pretend to like me

Cause I would never want to be on your side

You just have to

Come here and strike me

Let’s put on a hell of a fight

 

Those who do not move will never notice their chains

Let us keep on keeping still, pretending to be free

Those who stay satisfied will never need to use their brains

The morals of society act inside of me

Greed and envy will make solidarity collapse

They choose minorities and wait for scapegoat-slaughtering

While they are safe and wealthy, we are captured in their traps

Now it seems to be time that we should start a thing

 

Let’s start a hell of a thing

But always remember: whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must remain silent

 

You don't have to

Pretend to like me

Cause I would never want to be on your side

You just have to

Come here and strike me

Let’s put on a hell of a fight


 

CREATURE OF BRUTALITY

 

I said what I had to say

I went where I had to go

I learned what I had to learn

So, I knew what I had to know

 

I chose what I had to see

I chose what I had to hear

I took what I had to own

and I, I liked what I had to fear

 

I laughed when I had to kill

And I killed when I had to play

I played when I had to leave

And I left when I had to stay

 

I am a creature of brutality

Mindless and full of bestiality

Don't care about what other people feel 

For I do not consider them as real 

I just want to appease my appetite 

For I am longing to be satisfied 

I love that pervert immorality 

I am a creature of brutality 

 

I punched when I had to smile

I smiled when I had to rape

I raped when I had to love

and I loved when I had to wait

 

I hid when I had to hide

I did whom I had to do

I met whom I had to meet

And I‘m so irreversible through with you


I laughed when I had to kill

And I killed when I had to play

I played when I had to leave

And I left when I had to stay


I am a creature of brutality

Mindless and full of bestiality

Don't care about what other people feel 

For I do not consider them as real 

I just want to appease my appetite 

For I am longing to be satisfied 

I love that pervert immorality 

Bow to me


 

AUTOMATED UNIVERSE

 

I want to live my life in an automated universe

Where there is no love, there is no hate and there is no fun at all

I want to live my life in a high determined galaxy

Where everything is blind, everything is deaf, in fact there is no life at all

I want to live my life in the attic of a psychopath

I’ll be locked and chained, I’ll get kicked and slapped and I’ll be raped day by day

I want to live my life in every way you can think about

As long as I can live it – without you

 

Because with you, warm sunshine feels like shit on my head

With you, I’d do anything to fall down and be dead

 

I want to live my life as Satan’s private handyman

I’ll be brewed in hell, I’ll be burnt alive and I’ll be roasted day by day

I want to live my life in a cave upon Mount Everest

Without air to breath, without stuff to eat and the blood freezes in my vains

I want to live my life as an inmate of Guantanamo

I’ll be punished there, tortured just in case, I’d be a part of Islamic State

I want to live my life in every fucking cruel way

As long as I can live it – without you

 

Because with you, warm sunshine feels like shit on my head

With you, I’d do anything to fall down and be dead

 

With you I would enjoy being punched in the face

And I would rather be dead than having you at my place

I prefer chewing blades to feeling your lips on mine

Every word spent on you is like casting pearls before swine

 

With you all of my life isn’t worth living for

So I tell you to leave, just walk out of the door

I don’t care who you are or where you come from

Just fuck the hell of and leave me alone 

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